I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
If you're not planning to hit the booze juice tonight in celebration of the new year, why not knock back a cosmo cupcake or two? I'd say that's a worthy substitute.
After a couple of these you'll be on a mad sugar high, face stained by sprinkles and drunk to boot! Just like being a kid again!
Enough of these and you'll be seeing double rainbows all the way across the everything.