Recycle those plastic bottles like a good girl and repurpose your love of the shape into porcelain. Very shabby chic.
Doing chores is so much easier when your tools are adorable and the soap smells nice and you have a cute apron on. Bring it, elephant! Those dishes will be done in no time!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!