These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
I have a confession to make, guys. I LOVE cherry flavoring. Artificial, natural, actual cherries, maraschino cherries, brandied cherries, cherry Jolly Ranchers, I can't get enough! Also gummy cola bottles are one of my most favorite candies! These cupcakes belong to me, is what I'm saying. They are mine. I wants.