This cake belongs in an English garden with lots of wildflowers and vines and antique roses and tea-dyed lace dresses and big floppy hats. The bugs and plants will happily eat up all the crumbs I leave behind.
These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!