Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?
I know this isn't edible, but it is some of the best looking teeny tiny bread and cheese I've ever seen. Where's my microscopic cheese knife? I need a bit of that brie on one of those perfect slices of bread to tide me over before dinner.