Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.
I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.