Don't look so surprised Mr. Snackerton. You must have known this was coming when you got to sit on such a nice cracker. Your fate was inevitable.
Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?
No joke guys, I chaperoned a high school prom last weekend! The kids were all dolled up and on their best behavior and I didn't once have to bust anyone for drinking or inappropriate dancing or anything. One of the cutest things about kids at formals is all the matchy matchy dress and tux action. I wish I'd seen this photo earlier, I would have made snacks to show them how it's done.