I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.
I'm glad to see that the end of the movie series hasn't dampened the enthusiasm of the HP fans out there. The books will be read and re-read and cherished forever, mark my words.
They won't turn your milk sweet and delicious but they will keep you company while you eat.
Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!
I know you're really working on super important reports for your super important job but you need a little whimsy on your desk.
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