They won't turn your milk sweet and delicious but they will keep you company while you eat.
I like to think that whatever is in the bowl was dropped in there all in one big lump. Sploosh!
Hey, mechanics need breakfast too!
Just close your eyes an imagine a world where you can have a fruity pebbles treat anytime you want. All you have to do is wish and one will appear right in front of you, just like that. Ahhhhh, what a world.
Because every meal should have its own designated light source.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?