Someday, you're going to need to remember what you wrote, and you'll have to break your heart to get there.
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.