As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
Irises are hella masculine flowers.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.