Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!
I'm afraid my kitty would like this kitty a little too much.