Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Birds love citrus fruits, right? Thanks for juicing my oranges!
This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.
I want a row or two of these in every room. In the bathroom they'll hold cotton balls and q-tips, in the kitchen I'll keep basting brushes and potholders, the possibilities are awesome!