You're always hogging all the cups!
My old metal measuring cups are looking a little lackluster compared to these cuties. Upgrade!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.