Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?
A cozy cable knit is just about as classic as it gets. Your cocoa should get the same treatment as your torso.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!