Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
I want a row or two of these in every room. In the bathroom they'll hold cotton balls and q-tips, in the kitchen I'll keep basting brushes and potholders, the possibilities are awesome!