Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
My old metal measuring cups are looking a little lackluster compared to these cuties. Upgrade!
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.