My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
When you have this many arms you deserve all the baubles you can hold.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.