Even with a few lint balls from under the couch, you can't deny that Meatwad is just about the sweetest thing you've ever seen.

I do as much as I can to make myself look like a comic book character. This is just one more step in the right direction.

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!