Even with a few lint balls from under the couch, you can't deny that Meatwad is just about the sweetest thing you've ever seen.

Better keep your jewels safe, kids! Cartoon characters are on the loose!

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.

I do as much as I can to make myself look like a comic book character. This is just one more step in the right direction.

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!