I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
"BEEP BOP BEEP."
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
Even with a few lint balls from under the couch, you can't deny that Meatwad is just about the sweetest thing you've ever seen.
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
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