Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Better keep your jewels safe, kids! Cartoon characters are on the loose!
Even with a few lint balls from under the couch, you can't deny that Meatwad is just about the sweetest thing you've ever seen.