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I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?

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Via: www.worldwidefred.com
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It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.

Banana Birthday
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It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?