One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!

It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?

I don't know what happened 100 times for this cake to be necessary, but I am so glad that it did! Dressing a cake up like a cake in a stack is pretty genius, it almost makes me believe all the cake lies.

It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.

Ooooh I hope there's a surprise center of Turkish delight! The white witch isn't really what she seems, you see.

Okay so YOU can't eat this adorable little cake, but your cat can! Just make sure and blow out that candle before any whiskers get singed!

Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.