One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Wild blueberries make me all giddy for summer. Picking them off the bush when they're warmed by the sun, it's almost impossible to not eat them all and have some left over for cake.
There is nothing not to love about this cake. The green is so fresh and modern and the little buildings are so elegant and perfectly handmade. I've never even been to Amsterdam and I'm smitten.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.