Wait, can skulls even bleed?
You know about these, right?
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.
Wild blueberries make me all giddy for summer. Picking them off the bush when they're warmed by the sun, it's almost impossible to not eat them all and have some left over for cake.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
Decisions Are Tough
The Real Grand Theft Auto Character Lindsay Lohan is Suing Rockstar About
Canada Has to Try and Be Better at Something
A Meeting of Two Greats
Blame the Fedora!
Watch the Most Super Epic Stealth Kill EVARRR!!1!
You Are Doing it Wrong
The Difference Between a Guy's Computer and a Girl's Computer
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more