Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Ooooh I hope there's a surprise center of Turkish delight! The white witch isn't really what she seems, you see.
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
There is nothing not to love about this cake. The green is so fresh and modern and the little buildings are so elegant and perfectly handmade. I've never even been to Amsterdam and I'm smitten.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
Wait, can skulls even bleed?