I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I love the smell of newspaper especially on a chilly Fall morning. I'd also like a candle that smells like paper money. Delicious. What are your favorite odd scents?
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Ooooh I hope there's a surprise center of Turkish delight! The white witch isn't really what she seems, you see.