A perfect reward for hitting the books.
Is it possible to make a cake pop taste a little minty without it tasting like toothpaste? That's what I want from these wintry little guys.
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
There's something pretty satisfying about putting something's entire head in your mouth, be it a cat, your little brother, Hello Kitty. Just nom away knowing that you have conquered the kitty.
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
Lions, you are so brave to face your imminent demise with a smile on your face.