"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"
This robot here loves to cuddle so don't let his "metal" exterior scare you he was knitted with love and kindness.
In sad futility, I've eaten the buttons off of all my cardigans hoping in vain that they were candy.
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
You don't look especially intelligent sucking on the buttons on your cardigan but I try not to judge.
I'm a sucker for a zipper mouth. It's such a cute touch, plus you can easily shut them up.
This baby on the way is being pretty seriously welcomed by this adorable cake. Buttons, onesies, a blue bear, a bee, a basket of diapers, a plaid blanket, I think he's got pretty much everything he needs right there.
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