Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
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Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!