Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!
Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
You're pretty sweet for a short stack!
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
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