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I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
I'm happy I haz you.
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I might be able to handle a Big Mac if it's made itty bitty and crunchy. Sure I like a little grease now and then, but this is the perfect portion size.
I'll take mine with no onions please.