Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!
Don't get confused at lunchtime. This is for school supplies only.
Sometimes two people go together so well and yet are just so different that it seems like magic. Some combos are meant to be celebrated!