Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!
Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/
Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?
I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.