He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
You made a cake for Nancy for her birthday, nice work! Now how are you going to get it to her house? You need something with a lid disguised as cake. BLAMMO!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
It can't be easy knowing you're going to be eaten but these guys have it all figured out. They are happy to be of service. We could all learn a thing or two about altruism from these dudes.
I like to think they're all singing to me in lovely four part harmony.
Sometimes you need an escape just you can't leave your desk or stuck in the car or on the bus. A little diorama in your pocket may help.
If bees really looked like this, I'd welcome them bumbling around my house.
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