The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
I love macarons so much, I might not even notice that gorgeous ring right away!
I like to think they're all singing to me in lovely four part harmony.
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