The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
There's no shame in being a bookworm. Look how proud this little dude is!
You better believe that there are never gross fillings in these chocolates! No eating half and throwing it away because it's walnut cream or something gross.
Sweet, sweet honey, I'm so glad you're around to spread on toast and dribble in tea. Bees, you're tops!
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.