He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Take your proposal to new heights (groan) with this ring box modeled after the most romantic house to ever hit the animated screen.
It can't be easy knowing you're going to be eaten but these guys have it all figured out. They are happy to be of service. We could all learn a thing or two about altruism from these dudes.
It's not a real cake, it's felt! Not only is it an amazing fake baked good, but it's also a box where you can hide tiny precious things! I'll take twenty.
There's no shame in being a bookworm. Look how proud this little dude is!
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.