You better believe that there are never gross fillings in these chocolates! No eating half and throwing it away because it's walnut cream or something gross.
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Sweet, sweet honey, I'm so glad you're around to spread on toast and dribble in tea. Bees, you're tops!
Hide your secrets in a secrety secret box! No one will ever guess to look in the most obvious place!
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