The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Sweet, sweet honey, I'm so glad you're around to spread on toast and dribble in tea. Bees, you're tops!
If bees really looked like this, I'd welcome them bumbling around my house.
There's no shame in being a bookworm. Look how proud this little dude is!