How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!
Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.
It takes a little more than four bottles of vodka for me to be ready to party but to each his own I guess.