I like to keep it classy with the jello shots now that I'm a super grown-up adult and all. No more peeling away dixie cups to get at the cheap vodka soaked jello.
Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.
Every morning as the holidays approach, I wish I had a little shot of whiskey to get me started. Thanks, early Santa!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!