Tonight is the premiere of season five of Breaking Bad and I could not be more excited! Have you got your baggies of blue rock candy and buckets of fried chicken batter ready to go?
Whatever goes into your sternum comes out of mine. We can share secrets!
Nothing gets me more excited to party than confetti and little stripey candles! Who has the champagne?
Something tells me that Dominic is really energetic. The way the party owl is bouncing all over the place, I bet the birthday party is a crazy fun time.
I forget, how long should I let the Doctor steep before I pull him out?
Hey Sci-fi fans! Set phasers to LOL!
If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?