If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
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We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
I forget, how long should I let the Doctor steep before I pull him out?
Hey Sci-fi fans! Set phasers to LOL!
I'd like to think that this cake really does have lots and lots of separate little layers, each one wrapped in its own pretty tissue paper just a little different than the one below it.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
I'm like a magpie, I catch a glint and I must bring it back to my nest.
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