"I blue myself."
If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
I'm like a magpie, I catch a glint and I must bring it back to my nest.
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
These cookies look incredibly delicious yet at the same time, more than I want to eat them I want to use them as tiles for a kitchen backsplash. If only I could do both!
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?