If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
Whatever goes into your sternum comes out of mine. We can share secrets!
Make sure to leave the door unlatched honey, I'll be back later.
I hope there's a decent breeze on the clear blue sea for your tangerine sailboat to explore the coastline!
"I blue myself."
If you distill Cookie Monster down to his component parts, this is basically what you get: sweetness, cookies, blue, and whimsy.
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