clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!
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Three dots and a bow. You know you've got an iconic brand when that's all it takes to identify a character.
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.