Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.