clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!