Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
Regardless of the awesome bat signal going on here, the style of this mirror is gorgeous! Even if I didn't see the bat, I'd still want it!
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.