These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.