I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
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Three dots and a bow. You know you've got an iconic brand when that's all it takes to identify a character.
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.
Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!