You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.