You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!