You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
That snow doesn't look too healthy.
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
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