Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.