Emergency Bowtie

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accessories,best of the week,black,bowtie,clothing,emergency,formal wear,mens
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You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.

A Dark Sadness

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black,kleenex,noir,tissue
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I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.

Black Cat Soap Dish

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black,cat,ceramic,soap dish,squished
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I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.

Party Animals

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black,gold,lamp,Party,rabbit,shade
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Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.

Single Purpose Toucan

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best of the week,black,can opener,handles,plastic,toucan,utensil
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You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.

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