It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
Regardless of the awesome bat signal going on here, the style of this mirror is gorgeous! Even if I didn't see the bat, I'd still want it!
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.