You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
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