Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
My kingdom for a Harry Potter cake! This is just exquisite! It's a shame the birthday boy's name is Ronald since clearly this cake is not about our dear Mr. Weasley. Those lightning bolts and that golden snitch are all Harry all the way. Can I just nibble on a coin for a minute? I promise I'll be quiet and won't bother anyone!
You guys, look at that tiny little hedgehog! LOOK AT HIM! He looks a little bewildered, a little lost. Thankfully there are plenty of mushrooms and sweet grasses for him to munch on while he goes about his day and finds his way through the sugary forest.