Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
My kingdom for a Harry Potter cake! This is just exquisite! It's a shame the birthday boy's name is Ronald since clearly this cake is not about our dear Mr. Weasley. Those lightning bolts and that golden snitch are all Harry all the way. Can I just nibble on a coin for a minute? I promise I'll be quiet and won't bother anyone!
You guys are kind of hilarious with your debates over old school and new school My Little Ponies and their hairstyles. I'm an old lady so I'm firmly old school and have no idea what's up with these newfangled skinny ponies. Tell me friends, why should an old lady like me bother with these new horsies?