This is way cuter than the ads for pizza delivery currently covering your fridge.
Breakfast is a delicate affair. Don't overwhelm your eggs.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
I could see this framed and hanging on a wall as a remembrance of a birthday. The polka dots can be wallpaper right? Please don't tell me someone ate this.
May the odds be ever in your favor. three finger salute
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.