Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
I could see this framed and hanging on a wall as a remembrance of a birthday. The polka dots can be wallpaper right? Please don't tell me someone ate this.
I like a smoke alarm that has different levels of alerts. If only the "cooking a pizza" alert was silent.
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
It's a wonder these dudes ever existed in the first place! Honor their memory with hugs!