I like that this little birdie is on a stick, it would look just perfect nestled in with a potted plant.
This is way cuter than the ads for pizza delivery currently covering your fridge.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!