I know awesome when I see it, though I'm not up on my Mass Effect. Halp!
Maybe not the best advice overall in the long run, but here and there, not a bad idea.
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Did I ever tell you that you're the Cytosine to my Guanine?
This cake is like the edible version of an old-fashioned sound-stage musical number filmed with sweeping crane shots.
Take every opportunity to flaunt your love for the classics.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.