I'm not sure I'd want to tell people the name of this perfume but I bet it smells perfectly magical!
You can't carry your cat around to clean your phone for you everywhere you go, plus, this way you don't get kitty litter all over yourself.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
Take every opportunity to flaunt your love for the classics.
I'm sure there's a way to make a drinking game out of watching Doctor Who. Make sure to have plenty of ice on hand.
Never forget where you learned to read!
I know awesome when I see it, though I'm not up on my Mass Effect. Halp!