Here, let me serve you.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
A good looking cake is worth so much on its own. You almost don't want to cut into it for fear of destroying the design. But man! Aren't you glad you did? There are rainbows inside! The world needs to know.
I don't care how gross and stinky it gets, I'm not eating this cake, it's too beautiful.
Never forget where you learned to read!
Uglydolls are so ugly and so cute and so cuddly. They like the rain, let them protect you from it!