Never forget where you learned to read!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
There are easier ways to keep warm than putting your head in an oven.
It's only a flesh wound!
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
I'd be willing to get stranded on this island, no problem!
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!