Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Did I ever tell you that you're the Cytosine to my Guanine?
Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
Longcat and Tacgnol are now battling over who gets to keep your neck warm and toasty in the winter.
I'd be willing to get stranded on this island, no problem!
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