My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?
It's only a flesh wound!
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
Let's just stick with the cows, okay boys?
A touch of citrus and a splash of chocolate make a normal birthday cake extra special.
One guess what we'll be wrapping our CheezHQ gift exchange goodies with this year.