It is a nice day, isn't it? It's super nice when my lunch agrees with me that things are pretty okay. Hey cheese bear, can I borrow your hat? It's so sunny, I need a visor to keep from squinting.
I need to just keep reminding myself that the rain is good and necessary and soon it will stop and everything will stay lush and green all summer long and it will be warm and beautiful. I'm so glad my lunch can help me remember.
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
These three bears look mighty comfy in their perfect bed of rice that is not too hot or too cold. I would eat them right up!
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
The more tools like this I see, the more I realize that decorative bento lunches might not be that difficult after all!
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