Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
What? No, I don't have an iPad, I just have a fuzzy, delicious lunch. Nothing to see here, muggers. Move along.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
I could do with a bento each day with the current date on it. I never know what day it is.
Did you guys have an awesome New Year's Celebration this year?
The Olympics are heating up! Show your excitement with a themed lunch!
The Japanese are so polite to keep my lunch neatly stacked and compartmentalized for me.