What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
I wish every year was the year of the precious little dragon and box of meatballs. How could you have a bad year with meatballs?
My coworkers will be so jealous of my leftovers when I bring them to work in this!
The Japanese are so polite to keep my lunch neatly stacked and compartmentalized for me.
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.