When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
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