Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
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