The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
Sometimes you need a mysterious strong man to help you out in the kitchen.
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!