It's boozier on the inside.
Have you had your daily dose of The Daily What yet?
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!