Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
Whispering sweet nothings through the night was never cuter!
If the zombies do come for you in the night they'll think they're too late. Guaranteed to wake up again!
Oh aren't you just a flatterer? I suppose I'll stay for one more drink.
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!