I'm sorry to make breakfast so traumatic but this little bear just BEGGED me to have his plea for mercy posted on the site. I can't promise that be escaped unscathed but you can help prevent atrocities like this in the future. Only eat foods shaped like inanimate objects!
Rilakkuma is looking especially dapper in his formal eye patch and special pink bow. He must be celebrating something outstanding. Any bear who dresses up and hangs out on a cloud is welcome at any party I throw.