Stuffing a bear with useless fluff is just a waste of precious space. You could have more toys if you kept your toys in your toys!
You know you've always wanted to draw a picture on a paper-like bear, stick a few stamps to his head and send him along!
Sometimes you really need to plug a whole bunch of USB accessories in at the same time and also know what time it is. I'm glad this bear is anticipated my needs so stylishly.
Used dress shirts find a new life in the form of a super snuggly, stylish teddy bear. Pinstripes are so in!
I want to make a Halloween costume for every item in my house. The wooden spoons will be superheroes, the blender will go as a toaster and the couch will be Jabba the Hutt.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
New life goal: to have a house full of gigantic plush animals instead of furniture.