Oh hipster bear, I know you're really into your fixed gear bike and riding without a helmet and drinking PBR but if you want to hold a job that affords you said cheap beer, you might want to consider a haircut.
Do you miss your bear neighbors while they hibernate? I know it would be nice to have them around all the time, but we need to let their sweet faces sleep. We can bide the time by making foods in their likeness. There, don't you feel better?
From now on I demand that a tiny, pink fondant bear with a bow on her head on everything I eat. I want every restaurant to know I'm coming so it will be on my pad see ew when I get there. I don't think I'll eat her, maybe my personal assistant can carry her around for me. She doesn't even have to be edible. But she does have to be adorable.